potty mouth

Gran reported to me that Dennis told her some rather disgusting jokes about pee and poop. Tonight I asked him about it, wanting to know where he learned to talk like that. He asked "do you know where I talk like that? In the bathroom. With my friends." I asked which friend and he said "my imaginary friend named Ironhide (name of his newest Transformer)--we talk about poop and Decepticons." I asked him if Decepticons pooped. He said "I don't know, Mommy--do they have butts?". I asked him if Autobots pooped and he said "yes! They have Auto-butts!" (then cracked up at his own wit).

During his toenail trimming tonight, he closely watched David (who was handling the clippers), and when he got to the little toe, Dennis yelled "NO! DON'T CUT MR. TINY!!!". Oh, the torture!