just like a man

Tonight as we were wrestling a bit (tickle fight!), I flipped Dennis up on top of me. He managed to pass gas right when his rear end was just inches from my face. I screamed like a girl, because, hey, I'm a girl, and he belly laughed for long moments. He thought it was beyond hilarious, and he was laughing so hard he could barely get the words out to ask me "was it a really stinky one, Mom?". I told him it was indeed and he said "turn me upside down again, Mom!". I passed on that opportunity.