Dennis would like for all of you to pause for a minute and think about safety. Despite today's strict manufacturing legislation, apparently he feels that some toddler toys are still dangerous. And in his opinion, the best way to keep safe when playing in your (babyproofed) bedroom is to wear a helmet at all times. This way dangerous stuffed Froggies and Tonka trucks and clean diapers can't catch you unaware and hurl themselves at your unprotected head. And entering your playhouse becomes so much safer when you wear a helmet, just in case you inherited some genetic malfunction from your Mommy that results in you smacking your hea
d against many things that should never have posed a threat, or, God forbid, you fall down and land on your head while walking along on a perfectly level surface with nothing present that might cause you to trip.
d against many things that should never have posed a threat, or, God forbid, you fall down and land on your head while walking along on a perfectly level surface with nothing present that might cause you to trip.Be safe. Wear your helmet whenever you are inside playing. Thank you for your attention. (apparently, shirts are optional)
A Public Service Announcement sponsored by The Dennis Report, copyright 2008.
1 comment:
I love it!! That's just great. Maybe he can talk to Chloe next time they get together and explain to her that a helmet won't really kill you after all!
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