Ladykiller

On our way home from a fabulous Christmas feast, we were talking about a single friend that brought a lady to church with him. Dennis piped up from the backseat with "well, he's not as slick as I am" and told us how he was going to buy Addison a Christmas present and ask her to be his girlfriend. Then he said "you know how on those commercials when the guy gives a girl a ring and says 'will you marry me?'". David and I exchanged a long look before asking him if he was planning to get a ring for Addison. He said no and asked "is that real? Do guys really get rings and ask like that?". I assured him it was for real and that Daddy had asked me. Then he said he'd get Addison something that girls like and then ask her if she'd like to fart on him. We tried to explain that this approach would most likely not produce the desired result.

He also informed us that he'd be buying gifts for his three favorite teachers (well, two of his favorites along with his brand new teacher) and said "because I'm super slick like that."