Underwear Man rides again

We never know what to expect. So when Dennis came flying into our bed clad only in his underwear, sunglasses, and his Green Lantern cape, I suppose we shouldn't have been surprised. He declared himself "Underwear Man" and waved his hands at us, ostensibly to use his magic powers to disrobe us down to our underwear. He pointed his magic hands at my shoes and announced "now you have NAKED feet!!!". It was hard getting him dressed to go to Taekwondo tonight! Somehow I think his classmates and instructor might have appreciated Underwear Man somewhat less than we did.