Tuesday, March 15, 2011

just tell that, why don't you?


New by Fisher Price Imaginext: it's a four-year-old in a box! Fun for your whole family! It says unexpectedly rude or embarrassing commentary at inopportune times and is sure to add fun and drama to your daily routine. Special phrases include telling Grandma "you are the yuckiest person in the world and I am going to throw you in the dumpster" and announcing loudly at Walmart "MY WHOLE FAMILY DOESN'T WEAR UNDERWEAR!!!". Please note that the previous phrases work only in Nap Deprivation Mode (when your model's batteries are drained). When properly recharged, four-year-old-in-a-box is often helpful and complimentary, and frequently amusing and delightful. I give this product 5 stars and recommend one to everyone!

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